On Par

These days, Dexter and My Bologna both:

• Enthusiastically give sloppy, wet kisses to Mommy
  
• Enjoy their daily walks and romps on the floor with Daddy
• Love getting their hair brushed by Mommy
• "Ask" for their dinners and whine when they want attention
• Get their poop picked up and deposited in a plastic bag
  
• Give "high 5's" on command
• Partake in an afternoon biscuit (usually each his own but there has also been plenty of biscuit sharing)
• Speak monosyllabically
• "Come" to Mommy when asked
• Pilfer food off of Mommy's and Daddy's plates
• Stop in their tracks when they hear a sternly spoken "no"