Love Songs

When we first got My Bologna, a skinny, timid, former stray, we made up the following song (to the tune of, "Hey Good Lookin'," by Hank Williams Jr.):

Hey, My Bologna
Why you so bony?
Hows about beefin' up your butt with meat!

After Dexter's 6 month check-up, we came up with one for him (to the tune of, "16 Tons," first recorded by Merle Travis and made famous by Tennessee Ernie Ford):

2 foot 2 and a bucket of poo
Another day older and covered in goo.
Oh Dexter don't you wake up 'cause I gotta sleep,
If you start yer fussin' then I'm gonna weep.