An Eye for Detail

We ran into Santa at the grocery store today (actually, he was called over to aisle 9 by an eagle eye manager who spotted Dexter)!  Santa came running over to Dexter, exclaiming, "Ho Ho Ho!" and gave Dexter a candy cane.  Santa asked Dexter if he had been a good boy this year, well, mostly a good boy and Dexter replied, "Yes!" Then Santa wished Dexter a Merry Christmas and Dexter wished Santa a Merry Christmas and we all left aisle 9. As we were walking away, I said to Dexter, "How exciting to see Santa in the Jewel!" to which Dexy said, "Yes. But he wasn't the real Santa." When I asked why he wasn't the real Santa, Dexter said, "Because he wasn't wearing any Santa gloves!"